This is happening!

Written and directed by Brendan Steere, The VelociPastor concerns a priest who, after a devastating family tragedy, travels to China to find deeper spirituality. Instead, he is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his gift to fight evil — and ninjas.

That’s right, ninjas!

The VelociPastor — a title we will never tire of typing — stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro, and Aurelio Voltaire. The Wild Eye Releasing film screens at the Texas Frightmare Weekend, May 3.

Watch the trailer for The VelociPastor below, and behold its glory!