During a news report on Michigan ABC 12, a reporter described some or other construction zone thing, and the impact it would have on traffic… However, the picture she ends up drawing, can only be described as, well… a fairly triumphant looking dick. Well fucking done.


We’re pretty sure the woman didn’t wake up that morning and went, “Man, I can’t wait to get to work, so I can draw some cocks”. But even though it was clearly a very happy accident, that is exactly what she did. And we say again, well done.

Here’s the full video just for chuckles:


If you listen closely, you can hear the camera-man trying very hard not to lose his shit. Not an easy feat to accomplish…