There’s no hope left for humans. NO HOPE! Australian doctors came across this fellow, who got a fork stuck in his manhood, while trying to masturbate… using a fork… I mean, it’s a fork for fuck sakes! People eat with forks! Luckily, doctors removed the piece of cutlery surgically, and the man is now recovering.

He regretted his Prince Albert immediately

He regretted his Prince Albert immediately

So next time you’re feeling lonely, and are trying to obtain the ultimate sexual gratification, DON’T INSERT A FORK INTO YOUR PENIS, AT ALL!