We love LOTR, really we do. The quotes from the movie can be thrown into any conversation to spice it up a bit. But this guy takes it to the next level, and his poor girlfriend is ‘suffering’ because of it. Watch this guy repeatedly scare his girlfriend with decibel-busting quotes from the popular fantasy trilogy.

‘THE BEACONS ARE LIT!’ he shouts as he charges his partner who’s hanging out washing in the garden. Then he scares her in the darkness with: ‘Where is Gandalf? For I have much desire to speak with him.’ At one point the clip cuts to his girlfriend outside in a bikini top. ‘Even on holiday?’ she questions. Even on fucking holiday!

This guy rocks! We think he should’ve had a little cameo in The Hobbit.