Everyone likes nice things, especially us here at Why Ed. Which is why, starting right now, we’ll be featuring a few items every week we’d like love to get our hands on! The weekly list will include everything from games, action figures, and miscellaneous goodies. Most of the items we’ll be featuring will be tainted in geekdom, and some of the others will be downright weird. Don’t judge us! Here’s our first list of “Week Wants” for you to drool over: Deadpool Secret Wars Action Figure Deadpool is one of Marvel’s first real comic book series that stopped pandering to the PG crowd, and was aimed at adults. Funny, violent, and self-aware, Deadpool was the comic book hero/vigilante adults wanted. Well, good news! There is an awesome new Deadpool action figure available, and it looks straight out of the 80’s. The bad news is that it’s a SDCC exclusive (whatever that is) and can be bought/stolen right here: Bartesian Cocktail Mixer Bartesian mixes you the perfect cocktail in seconds; insert your capsule and select your strength. It’s the housewife’s dream! Everything you need is inside the capsule: just add the basic spirits (vodka, rum, gin, and tequila). One cocktail, one capsule, as simple as that! This may work, but we know that its power will be abused… every single day! Super Mario Bros. Rug A programmer from Norway spent around 800 hours over the past 6 years to crochet this amazing Super Mario Bros. 3 World 1 rug. Geektastic right? Unfortunately, this isn’t for sale (yet), but damn would it look awesome in our ManCave. Six Person Floating Island It may be winter, but we can dream of summer in the meantime, right? This six person floating island is the perfect summer accessory/party-starter for any pool party – just add bikini-clad babes! Once inflated, this comfy island provides spacious seating for six, and comes with features like a removable sun shade and cup holders for added convenience. Pokeball Roses The most Perfect Valentine/Anniversary present ever! Let that special someone know she’s the one you choose by giving her a lovely bouquet of coloured Pokeball roses. Each rose is meticulously decorated by hand to look like a lovely blossoming Pokeball. This beats any other bouquet of flowers! Retractable Hanging Bed Want to be the King of your Castle? Sure you do. With this retractable bed, you can be the ultimate lord in your love palace. Just add your own moat! The intrepid design employs a system of ropes and pulleys to suspend the bed in mid-air, thereby giving you the option of choosing the appropriate hanging height. Can we add two? Because space for activities, and bunk beds! Batman Arkham Knight Game This is an obvious addition to the list. Batman: Arkham Knight was released today, and we need to get our aching hands on this bad boy! Because Batman! Be Vengeance. Be the Night. Be the Batman.