Alright, we all know the universe is pretty big – like bigger than an elephant AT LEAST, so it’s fairly safe to assume that humans aren’t the only “intelligent” beings out there. We’re always looking for proof that we’re not alone, and now it seems, we’ve found it in the form of this tiny fucker…

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“Yeah! It’s probing time!”

This is “Sirius”

Hight: approximately 6 inches

Hobbies include: anal probing and playing dead…

“Sirius” as he was mysteriously named, was supposedly found somewhere in the Atacama Desert by Dr. Steven Greer. And like any self-respecting researcher would do… he waited two years before making his findings public. He asked for, and got the money he needed to do his “testing”… and also to make a “documentary”.

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The entire thing is more than just a little unbelievable. I do however believe that there’s life out there, and this little creature certainly looks credible. But, I’ve learned to trust my instincts – and my instincts are yelling “BULLSHIT!”

There are too many unanswered questions. Why didn’t this “amazing discovery” make the headlines all over the world? Why is everyone letting this dude screw around with (if it’s the real thing) one of the most revolutionary discoveries of our age? And why the fuck aren’t the men in black covering this shit up!?

And now, just as a nice little “fuck you” to the skeptics like myself, this next image appeared.

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This is an x-ray taken of our little buddy, and it made me think twice about blowing this whole thing off as a well executed hoax. If this were just an extremely well sculpted model or something, why does it have a skeleton!?

And it’s really good evidence to show that this thing might actually be biological. But that doesn’t prove that it’s damned E.T. It could just be a human fetus that looks all fucked up or something along that line.

But what really makes me wonder about the authenticity of this “Discovery”, is the upcoming “documentary”. Here’s the trailer for it:

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It’s strange that the documentary doesn’t focus on the obvious “look, it’s a fucking alien!” Instead, it seems the documentary will focus more on speculation on how ET’s might’ve traveled to our planet. Well that, and what’s sure to be a whole shitload of conspiracy theories. The documentary promises to reveal the results of the testing done on “Sirius”, which will most likely be shown only at the end of the film. If the results were, that this was in fact an alien life-form that  died tens and tens of years ago… you’d think that this film would be a way bigger deal.

The complete and utter lack of interest shown by everyone, is the reason for my extreme skepticism. But hell, I could be wrong (and I honestly hope I am).

Here’s a few more pics for you to get your alien-wank on.

What do you think?

"Look at all this bullshit, I mean aliens? come on!"

“Look at all this bullshit, I mean aliens? come on!”