We’re not exactly sure what to make of this, but apparently, director Brendan Steere has taken his faux grindhouse trailer and turned it into a feature length film about a priest that can turn into a dinosaur and eats criminals. This is VelociPastor! The VelociPastor turns a pastor into a dinosaur, while also battling off ninja who followed him home. It’s equal parts horror, comedy, and exploitation film. The trailer goes full grindhouse, showing that maybe, just maybe, there’s a subgenre revival in the future. Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro star with Aurelio Voltaire as “Altair”.