This may upset a few ladies, but this gallery is a true and revealing way of how to sort your bum in  different categories that may or may not be familiar to you. Shocking isn’t it…

One of these may seem familiar to you, why? Because if you just get out off the bathtub, shower or taking a break from sexy time you will look back into the mirror and  judge your own ass…

We know the whole thing, what you do and what you say to yourself. It will basically start off as “Does my ass look big in this?” or “Does my ass look like a skeleton’s to you?”…… We reply: “No you look fine!?” (for about 3 times) and probably you will pose the same question again but just adding “Are you sure” at the beginning.

Then after a few same questions structured in different ways you will always do the same thing, find a way to make your ass jiggle, whether it is jumping up and down to make the booty bounce or using your hands in a clockwise motion on your cheeks…. The ass needs to be moved out of a stationary position to show how dissatisfied you are.

I honestly prefer the Petite or Standard Issue and stay way clear of the rest.

 

That is what I am talking about