the-man-ring

The newest, and one of the greatest man tools ever made is now available; the Bruce Boone’s Man Ring. Aerospace-grade Titanium (Yes, you’ll be able to save people in space with it) on your fingers with some nifty tools including a straight blade, a saw (Not to be used as a substitute for a chainsaw), a bottle opener, and a comb.

You can look good while combing your hair and sawing through a piece of wood with your space ring, spaceman! You can order your ring here and can check out their proudly ‘MERICAN store for a load more rings.

These are Man Rings, used by men, not wimps who like their meat well-done and who cry while watching Idols!


*Warning, may grow large beard after applying ring to finger.