We know what you’re thinking, “surely this can’t be real?” You better believe it brother, this is a real cookbook called, Baking Bad, written by Walter Wheat. If you’re lost and have no idea what we’re talking about. Go and Google/Yahoo/Bing Breaking Bad, en kom ‘n bietjie by man!

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You can purchase this parody cookbook right here from Amazon:

This is what they had to say about it:

From “Ricin Krispie Squares” to Walt’s signature”Buried Barrel Dessert,” each of these recipes is 98% pure and 100% edible and delicious. (No gasmask required.) Baking Bad will make the perfect gift for any fan, or a self-purchase for people who just can’t resist one more, tasty, hit. After all, who could turn down “Tighty Whitey Bites,” “Box-Cutter Donuts”, or “Heisen(Batten) Burg Cake” (complete with black hat). Stylishly designed and illustrated throughout with full-color photos – each page is loaded with visual and textual references that fans will love and offers easy to follow guides to create real, delicious, and inspired treats. As Jesse would say: ‘Let’s Cook, B****.”