Spelling and grammar can be your best friend or worst enemy. Especially if you want to make a very good impression at a potential employer, so what do you do to make them truly believe in your skills and be flabbergasted beyond belief? You can draft a killer letter stating all your skills and how passionate you are to work for them, that can do the trick, but why not take this guy’s example? It will leave them with a lasting impression of you… Looks a bit bipolar as well, you don’t have to pay me, wait scratch that, when will you pay me? No wait, pay me after my work. Excellento! Don’t forget to feel him and have a appeal time!

Poor sod! He’s probably trying his best.