For my first ever attempt at the “10 Questions”, there was simply no other choice than Sakkie. The man is a drumming legend, booze enthusiast and great friend to Why Ed. If you party in the Norff, chances are you’ve already had a couple of drinks with the man. When he’s not religiously practicing his drumming, he can be found at any bar in the Norff, or in a gutter somewhere singing “Al die fucked up kinners rook, maar kyk mooi, daar is iets anders fout!!!”


Here’s what he had to say about our 10 Questions!

1. What is the most messed up thing you’ve ever done, or heard that you’ve done while hammered?

– Well, when I was in 8th grade, me and a few other friends (who will remain unnamed…) decided that we were man enough to polish a bottle of Olmeca silver tequila; and soon after, we though it might be great idea stroll around the neighborhood but-nekkid… It wasn’t.

2. Ever done anything illegal? If so, what was it?

– Me and buddy stole a stop sign on his 21st once.

3. If you could choose only one to die, would it be Justin Bieber, or King Joffrey from Game of Thrones?

– Tough choice since both are dicks of monolithic proportions. But Joffrey is only a character; and it must be said that the actor is doing a great job of being the most hated person of any series ever, whereas Justin beever is actually being himself; which is fucking annoying. So I’m going with Justin.

4. Boob or butt man?

– Definitely a boob man.

5. Which pick-up line have you had the most success with?

– I’ve never needed a pickup line… so, none I guess. But if I had to pick one, I’d have to go with a quote from the movie “Bustin Chops” – “hey vleis duifie! Soek jy bietjie mens in jou pens?”

6. If you could have make love to any inanimate object, what would it be?

– What a weird thing to ask… but okay, I’ll have to say it’d probably be my drum-set, ’cause dam that thing can bang *wink wink nudge nudge*.

7. Where is the most inappropriate place the dreaded “surprise boner” has ever struck?

– In Afrikaans class, right before a speech… I had to delay for like 5 minutes while pretending to look for something in my school bag.

8. What is the most random thing you have ever experienced while living in Snor City?

– Definitely seeing that guy get shot at gossip…

9. Which 3 songs would be first up in your love-making playlist?

– Pour some sugar on me, Cherry pie and Crazy bitch.

10. If your life was a porno, what would it be called?

– Oh, that’s easy. It would simply be called “HARD!”

We’d like to sincerely thank Sakkie for giving us a glimpse into his mind. He’s new to Twitter, but you can follow him here. If you want to be part of the 10 Questions ridicilousness, drop us a comment or email us at