For my first ever attempt at the “10 Questions”, there was simply no other choice than Sakkie. The man is a drumming legend, booze enthusiast and great friend to Why Ed. If you party in the Norff, chances are you’ve already had a couple of drinks with the man. When he’s not religiously practicing his drumming, he can be found at any bar in the Norff, or in a gutter somewhere singing “Al die fucked up kinners rook, maar kyk mooi, daar is iets anders fout!!!”

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Here’s what he had to say about our 10 Questions!

1. What is the most messed up thing you’ve ever done, or heard that you’ve done while hammered?

– Well, when I was in 8th grade, me and a few other friends (who will remain unnamed…) decided that we were man enough to polish a bottle of Olmeca silver tequila; and soon after, we though it might be great idea stroll around the neighborhood but-nekkid… It wasn’t.

2. Ever done anything illegal? If so, what was it?

– Me and buddy stole a stop sign on his 21st once.

3. If you could choose only one to die, would it be Justin Bieber, or King Joffrey from Game of Thrones?

– Tough choice since both are dicks of monolithic proportions. But Joffrey is only a character; and it must be said that the actor is doing a great job of being the most hated person of any series ever, whereas Justin beever is actually being himself; which is fucking annoying. So I’m going with Justin.

4. Boob or butt man?

– Definitely a boob man.

5. Which pick-up line have you had the most success with?

– I’ve never needed a pickup line… so, none I guess. But if I had to pick one, I’d have to go with a quote from the movie “Bustin Chops” – “hey vleis duifie! Soek jy bietjie mens in jou pens?”

6. If you could have make love to any inanimate object, what would it be?

– What a weird thing to ask… but okay, I’ll have to say it’d probably be my drum-set, ’cause dam that thing can bang *wink wink nudge nudge*.

7. Where is the most inappropriate place the dreaded “surprise boner” has ever struck?

– In Afrikaans class, right before a speech… I had to delay for like 5 minutes while pretending to look for something in my school bag.

8. What is the most random thing you have ever experienced while living in Snor City?

– Definitely seeing that guy get shot at gossip…

9. Which 3 songs would be first up in your love-making playlist?

– Pour some sugar on me, Cherry pie and Crazy bitch.

10. If your life was a porno, what would it be called?

– Oh, that’s easy. It would simply be called “HARD!”

We’d like to sincerely thank Sakkie for giving us a glimpse into his mind. He’s new to Twitter, but you can follow him here. If you want to be part of the 10 Questions ridicilousness, drop us a comment or email us at whyiamed@gmail.com